Golden Day!

It was sunday,
Nobody was home. except me, my bro, my mom, and Golden, the Cat.
Because the cat is all white..
I don't understand why her name is Golden.
She's old, and she's a 'Golden' Pain in the ass!

P/s: This story is NOT about Golden ^^

One fine day,
My bro was in a hurry for a 'dates' with his girlfriends,
He put his bag on the couch to grab something on the fridge.
When he came back, there was some alien looking chocolate on it!
Shit! Shit! Shit! He was extremely angry...
I remembered how green his face was.. It was horrifying!
After that incident,
My bro and Golden are Sworn Enemy!

So? where was I?
Oh yeah, It was Sunday..
My mother was busy with her Bollywood movies..
Golden was busy playing dead.
Me and my bro decided to go out for dinner.

The last thing he needed to do is put Golden out or
the cat would poop or pee as she pleases.

The taxi arrives, 
and as we walk out of the house, 
the cat scoots back in.

My brother returns inside to chase it out.
Confused, the taxi driver asked: "so, is he coming?"
Busy with the thought of what to eat for dinner,
and not wannting to say something long and complicated,
I said: "My bro is just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother." *Smile*

Several minutes later, 
exhausted, my bro arrives and climbed back into the taxi 
saying, 'Sorry I took so long, the stupid idiot was hiding under the bed 
and I had to poke her with a broom stick several times before I could get her to come out!'

I just smiled to the Taxi Driver...


Rungitom said...

you should train Golden for some potty training :P

syam said...

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA the taxi man must have confused by your bro. LOL

Dewi Batrishya said...

Rungitom: Golden is old, potty training wont help.. :P
Syam: Tu la psl.. hihi

Nerojei said...

Oh my God! Are you serious??
Kisah benar ka ni?


This is EPIC!

Dict MFG said...

GAWD I almost spat out my laici susu. XD

This seems too good to be true la kak...

Dewi Batrishya said...

Yeah.. Just like the label suggest.. this is "Just Stories"..
Believe it or not.. it was a 'Golden Day'. :D
^^ sorry to make u want to spat out ur precious 'laici susu'. ekekek

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